Torvus

Torvus

zack's 24 hour comic (a twelve page failure)

What a completely retarded way to start a comic.
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Panel two, with the snap: Crappiest thing I've drawn in ages.
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Yes, little girl, he just killed that guy. You're going to need therapy.
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The way the cop licking the ice cream has his eyes rolled back is really creepy. Maybe he's just trying to be funny? Maybe it's just really awesome ice cream.
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Covered in soot or whatever from the explosion. The ice cream girl sees weirder people than that on the average day.
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Self-cameo in the 'Dark Side of the Moon' T-Shirt! And Chris in the 'Quit Hoggin My Mmaggan' shirt. Not pictured: Two weeks later when Chris realizes that's not how CGI works.
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That alien dude needs to put on a shirt. Oh, and try flying away from the space dragon. That's probably a good idea too.
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Haha! Dragon shit fajita. I'm going to milk that one as long as I can.
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For all I care this was just a hunger-induced crazy person dream, and Torvus can go eight weeks without eating. Also, apparently they don't need to breathe, except for the smell of shit they're breathing in 24 hours a day.
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I'm sure the dragons, who can fucking fly through space, will have some spare ships for you to use. Also, I've been to planet Giant Fucking Castle. It's nice.
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Stupidest-looking aliens I've ever designed. GROK-TARR! Krahhh.
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My friend asked me to put Gun Kata in my comic. I forgot what that looked like, so here's some pseudo-Gun Kata pose followed by the death of that alien dude to bring my dumb comic to a halt. If it makes you feel any better, if I had kept going, it would've turned out that he didn't die. Super alien powers or whatever.
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